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Lindsay Christina Elston is an American soccer midfielder who played for FC Metz, the Houston Dash, and the Seattle Reign FC. She has represented the United States on the under-18 and under-20 national soccer teams. She announced her retirement in September 2017.

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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}

{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

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